Funny Jokes English

Pappu his father had been insisting for the car.
Santa angrily, "car will do, what God has two legs?"
Pappu: for press brake and race.










Santa after eating a pound Jalebi said: Brother, give some sugar
Chandler: Why Chinese?
Santa: I'm wondering, what happens after eating something sweet!










Bnta: Brother Put Short Hair
Barber: How small do, sir?
Bnta: so small that it could come into the hands of his wife!










Nurse: You have three children.
Santa: It had to happen, I would watch such films, Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Raaz 3, Murder 3, Kॄs 3.
Nurse: Good, not seen Delhi 6!










Boss: Where were you?
Bnta: haircut.
Boss: office time?
Bnta: Child in the office were also increased.
Boss at home are also mounting.
Bnta: So are the short cut!










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Funny English Jokes

Santa and Bnta were going somewhere together. A girl came to pass.
Bnta: Wow man! What a beauty.
Santa: Shit goods remembered,'s sister in law?










Santa was hit by a drunk monk.
Angry Priest: Hey idiot, I'll give you Srap!
Santa: Wait chef, I'll get glasses!










Santa: Man Who makes the wedding couple?
Bnta: God creates in the sky.
Santa: Oye teri! I came to the tailor.










Santa Pappu from his father: Dad, I need 180 cc Pulsar bikes.
Santa: Son thou take Pulsar 180 cc or 350 cc Bult, followed by 100 cc Scooty for you to do the same!










Santa: Man Bnta what use are these messages?
Bnta: We come to work of people like to write and read Kanjuson come to work.

Funny Jokes in English

Bnta: Film life and real life What's the difference?
Santa: The film is very difficult after marriage and after marriage in real life is very difficult.










Bnta from Santa: These girls are so much hatred of wine?
Santa: Because drinking rat like her husband seem to act like lions!










Santa: Today I saved a life.
Bnta: How's that?
Santa: I asked a beggar, what will you do if I do note in 1000? He'll die killing spree, so I gave her a note and saved him!










Santa girl jokingly way.
Santa: Oye item, what's yours?
Girl: Who is your sister.
Santa: Well, that means you have too Prengnent!










Once Santa's new - newly married, but she sat in the office until later in the evening.
One day his boss asked him, "Man Santa, so your new - yet you've been married a long time to be sitting in the office, what is everything okay?"
Santa: Of course, sir, in fact, the thing is that my wife's job and before we reach home cook who has to make her own, just because!