Monday, May 12, 2014

Funny Jokes English

Pappu his father had been insisting for the car.
Santa angrily, "car will do, what God has two legs?"
Pappu: for press brake and race.










Santa after eating a pound Jalebi said: Brother, give some sugar
Chandler: Why Chinese?
Santa: I'm wondering, what happens after eating something sweet!










Bnta: Brother Put Short Hair
Barber: How small do, sir?
Bnta: so small that it could come into the hands of his wife!










Nurse: You have three children.
Santa: It had to happen, I would watch such films, Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Raaz 3, Murder 3, Kॄs 3.
Nurse: Good, not seen Delhi 6!










Boss: Where were you?
Bnta: haircut.
Boss: office time?
Bnta: Child in the office were also increased.
Boss at home are also mounting.
Bnta: So are the short cut!










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