Monday, May 12, 2014

Funny English Jokes

Santa and Bnta were going somewhere together. A girl came to pass.
Bnta: Wow man! What a beauty.
Santa: Shit goods remembered,'s sister in law?










Santa was hit by a drunk monk.
Angry Priest: Hey idiot, I'll give you Srap!
Santa: Wait chef, I'll get glasses!










Santa: Man Who makes the wedding couple?
Bnta: God creates in the sky.
Santa: Oye teri! I came to the tailor.










Santa Pappu from his father: Dad, I need 180 cc Pulsar bikes.
Santa: Son thou take Pulsar 180 cc or 350 cc Bult, followed by 100 cc Scooty for you to do the same!










Santa: Man Bnta what use are these messages?
Bnta: We come to work of people like to write and read Kanjuson come to work.











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