Monday, May 12, 2014

Funny Jokes in English

Bnta: Film life and real life What's the difference?
Santa: The film is very difficult after marriage and after marriage in real life is very difficult.










Bnta from Santa: These girls are so much hatred of wine?
Santa: Because drinking rat like her husband seem to act like lions!










Santa: Today I saved a life.
Bnta: How's that?
Santa: I asked a beggar, what will you do if I do note in 1000? He'll die killing spree, so I gave her a note and saved him!










Santa girl jokingly way.
Santa: Oye item, what's yours?
Girl: Who is your sister.
Santa: Well, that means you have too Prengnent!










Once Santa's new - newly married, but she sat in the office until later in the evening.
One day his boss asked him, "Man Santa, so your new - yet you've been married a long time to be sitting in the office, what is everything okay?"
Santa: Of course, sir, in fact, the thing is that my wife's job and before we reach home cook who has to make her own, just because!











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