Monday, May 12, 2014

Funny English SMS

What was troubling lgrata and his clothes were torn.

The patient asked: What happened brother? How did it shape you?

Troubling: Tell the man, his idea was new to me beaten!

Patient: what idea?

Troubling: wife sent me to buy a broom. Was returning, the BJP activists me 'you' worker mistook!










Patient: Why did you put a hand in my pocket?

Suresh: I did not match.

The patient then you could have asked me.

Suresh: I do not talk to strangers.

Suresh Rock (Rock), the patient Shock (Shock).










Santa was in America. Fire in a building.

Santa Fire Brigade: I'll catch you guys throw down.

The first hurled a boy, then a girl, then a man and a woman, Santa caught them all. Then again thrown a

nigger and said Santa left him and shouting, "Oye Kanjro, so do not throw them already burned!"










Beggars from Santa: Give something to eat man.

Santa: Eat tomatoes.

Beggar: two sage bread.

Santa: Eat tomatoes.

Beggar: Let's tomato feed

Only Santa's wife Win Bid: blister on his tongue is saying eat earn.










Santa Bnta fought against each other in tight stairs.

Bnta: I will not leave stupid way.

Santa (retreated): but I give up!











Funny SMS in English

Troubling: Dude no way of telling which can live for 100 years?

Patient: it is very easy. Once eaten in three days and three - four marriages have.

Troubling: it will live up to 100 years?

Patients: no. So it will soon be 100 years old looking.










Pappu: Dad, none has come.

Troubling: Who is it?

Son: No mustache is.

Father: Say, do not.










I was going to fight and win power.

Win: I wish I would have listened to my mother and would not have married you.

Troubling: What do you mean your mother was forbidden to marry me?

WIN: What else.

Troubling: O God! I'm still the good girl who knows how bad I wanted to save.










If the doctor giving an injection to a nagging unconsciousness, he said, "Just a minute, Doctor."

Doctor immediately stopped.

Teasing out the wallet from his pocket.

Seeing the doctor said, "Oh brother, there is no rush fee".

Troubling: Fees do not rush me, I'm counting your money.










Troubling was lying on one side of the platform.

To see the patient asked: What are you doing?

Troubling: Self - murder.

Patient: Then midway between the train will lytu.

Troubling: man, scared!











Saturday, May 10, 2014

English funny Jokes

Teacher: Heavy use of the phrase wine.

Student : Ni comes to pass, then the meaning of cats and dogs.

Teacher: Very high.

Student : Today I visited Heavy.










Owner: pass 4 am accommodating.

Servant: But sir! Ni comes to pass time.

Owner: Just to give you space, time I'll see for yourself.











A crazy: (other than crazy) people say we're crazy?

Another crazy: Forget, and take it up the lemon and buttermilk.










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